Samus is such a bitch. Ganon doesn’t stand for that shit.
Actual conversation between Ganondorf and Samus:
Samus: I’m a woman and I don’t have to do normal women things! I can kick ass!
Ganon: TITS or GTFO!!!!!
Samus: How dare y-?!
Ganon: GTFO!!!!!!
Ganon: Fuck! who’s going to make my sandwich??